Miss Paranormal Investigator!

friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:

henriisnotagirlsname:

friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman said: ((ARE YOU ON ODETTE???))

OOC:: Swing and a miss, dear.

((SVETLANA?))

OOC:: DON’T YOU HURT ME WITH THOSE KIND OF FEELS.

friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman said: ((ARE YOU ON ODETTE???))

OOC:: Swing and a miss, dear.

OOC::

Guess what account I’m on.

pasdetardis:

suju689:

The best part is that the guy just squats in utter resignation.

you can tell he’s just like
“i am 800% done with Target”

Can…Can I quit my job at Target now?

pasdetardis:

suju689:

The best part is that the guy just squats in utter resignation.

you can tell he’s just like

“i am 800% done with Target”

Can…Can I quit my job at Target now?

thelittlestzombie:

henriisnotagirlsname:

thelittlestzombie:

I am…

In a costume?

I-I…

I know you’re not…

Y-You’re dead, aren’t you?

Drats.

I was told to say I am in a costume…

I suppose I am not good at falsehoods.

-The zombie holds the lollipop up again, trying to give it to Henri.-

N-No…

I just know someone like you…

thelittlestzombie:

henriisnotagirlsname:

thelittlestzombie:

henriisnotagirlsname started following thelittlestzombie

Hello, miss.

You look sad.

-He pulls a lollipop out of his pocket.-

Please do not be sad, miss.

Hey there, Kid—[/ takes a sharp breath and cuts off when his features register ]

I am…

In a costume?

I-I…

I know you’re not…

Y-You’re dead, aren’t you?

thelittlestzombie:

henriisnotagirlsname started following thelittlestzombie

Hello, miss.

You look sad.

-He pulls a lollipop out of his pocket.-

Please do not be sad, miss.

Hey there, Kid—[/ takes a sharp breath and cuts off when his features register ]

Heh….

sweetcheeksandsugar:

henriisnotagirlsname:

sweetcheeksandsugar:

Why the stutter, hun? [Blaney pulls the girl into a hug and starts heading to her truck.] We’ll drive there.

Just…Ya know…I-I’ve been out looking for Gawain…I-I used my best tracking rune.

[/ squeezes Blaney in a tight hug ]

A-All I found was his hat—B-But that doesn’t mean anything, right? H-He could still be out there somewhere…Right?

Maybe the wind took it and he couldn’t get it back? Now come on, let’s go get you something to eat.

Blaney…I-I already had his hat—It lead me all over the city and then back to the apartment…I-I thought that maybe…

…It doesn’t matter, it was wrong…

Heh….

sweetcheeksandsugar:

henriisnotagirlsname:

sweetcheeksandsugar:

henriisnotagirlsname:

sweetcheeksandsugar:

henriisnotagirlsname:

Sorry I haven’t been around in a while…

Just…I’ve been around I guess…

Want to go grab a bite to eat? My treat, dear.

Huh? Yeah, that’d be great Mrs. Blaney. [/ smiles weakly ]

Not a problem. I could use some company. Ihop sound okay to you, darlin’? I hear they’re doing their never ending pancakes deal.

Y-Yeah, that sounds great.

Why the stutter, hun? [Blaney pulls the girl into a hug and starts heading to her truck.] We’ll drive there.

Just…Ya know…I-I’ve been out looking for Gawain…I-I used my best tracking rune.

[/ squeezes Blaney in a tight hug ]

A-All I found was his hat—B-But that doesn’t mean anything, right? H-He could still be out there somewhere…Right?

Heh….

sweetcheeksandsugar:

henriisnotagirlsname:

sweetcheeksandsugar:

henriisnotagirlsname:

Sorry I haven’t been around in a while…

Just…I’ve been around I guess…

Want to go grab a bite to eat? My treat, dear.

Huh? Yeah, that’d be great Mrs. Blaney. [/ smiles weakly ]

Not a problem. I could use some company. Ihop sound okay to you, darlin’? I hear they’re doing their never ending pancakes deal.

Y-Yeah, that sounds great.